Oh residue theorem
How I hate thee. Let me count the ways:
I do not care where thou havest poles.
Calculate your own contour integrals; i havn’t the inclination nor the time to learn.
Your Laurent series are laughable; your principle part despicable.
Your numbers are but a figment of imagination from some demented mathematician’s mind.




Noether’s theorem was proposed by Emmy Noether in 1918. It relates symmetries of a system to conservation laws. Roughly speaking, Noether’s theorem says that if there are ways we can transform a system continuously in some way without changing it, there must be some corresponding quantity that is conserved with time.