Kim jong-il DJing.
Oh Mandelbrot. You dog you.
I HAVE THE ABILITY TO TUNNEL THROUGH SPACE AND TIME!
AND GEORGE! I CAN TUNNEL RIGHT THE HELL THROUGH GEORGE!
EXCUSE ME. KINDLY DIRECT YOUR MALE GAZE FROM MY HINDQUARTERS TO A DIFFERENT LOCATION. I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.
… IS THAT A RIFLE?
IT’S JUST THAT … I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.
I WANT TO FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY.
OH, I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.
… WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME, PREFERABLY.
Cats coming off of pain killers after a vet visit. There are really few things funnier than a drunken cat trying to eat